The ad men also said the Traverse (and siblings), Pathfinder (and sibling), Pilot, and Highlander are not minivans.
Well, they are not, no sliding doors, but you and I know better. Sorry, if you bought a Pathfinder, you bought the wrong AWD Sienna.
Come on Dkaz, no minivan tows 5000lbs. And minivans ride much softer than any of those vehicles. Also load height of minivans are lower.
Don't forget you can fit many 4'x8' sheets of plywood flat on the floor in the back of a minivan and close the hatch. I don't even have to remove any of my seats to do it. Try doing THAT in an SUV!
Cough...cough....the Suburban....cough.....cough...
Okay, CUV, or SUV that doesn't cost as much as a private yacht.
Thats a lot exaggerated, theres moro.....ahem...people out there paying that for a hatch in drag like a Macan. You can get a 'Burb starting in the $60k range, name something else thats even remotely as comfortable or capable.
Who wants $60gs to spend on a SUV 
Apparently a ton of people spending that kind of money of far inferior "suvs" that cannot tow, do not have a transfer case or a real frame.
