Seriously, though, he had so many issues with his Harley, mostly electrical/computer related, it was driving him up the wall. And his 'local' dealer an hour and a half away redefined the term stealership. Everytime he'd bring the bike in, it was a $400 diagnostic charge. A few times of them not actually fixing the root problem, but only tackling symptoms, then charging him for subsequent visits, and he was done. The biggest problem is a mechanic needs Harley diagnostic software to really read the computer, and his local Indies just don't have the equipment.
The Indian is a lot more open, and his local mechanics will be able to work on it if need be.