Jacob, keep this one in mind as one of your submittable articles.
and consider framing this picture and putting it up on Maddy's wall:
Absurd!! I love it!
Thing is, even if I had a vehicle 'this' capable, and terrain I considered traversing was in front of me, I can't say I'd do it.
I did once see a small ditch in Halton Hills in a parking lot at a hiking trail head that I could have either backed up and driven around, but I said, "FORESTA A-GO!" and drove over it slowly, on an angle, with fear that the lady would smack me if I bottomed out. I didn't. In fact, my friend said it wasn't even close. Still, frightened me to do it. I'd rather not have such a capable vehicle - that way I won't try to exceed its capabilities.