Time for some local crack pipes...
1969 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu $9000 - until you see how bad it is...
1975 dodge dart swinger $5900 - (old man/cloud voice) I paid $900 for a better car oh...back in 1984! For an 11 yr old car...(shakes fist at sky)
1973 Ford Grand Torino $12,000 (might be steep...but it looks nice inside. But...FFS if you're going to go to all the trouble of a clean car, new paint...do something to clean up under the hood dude! Sheesh!)
See? Gross!
1983 Buick Regal $6500 - nice but still too many $'s. Looks like it might have some rust on the bottom.
Rare Barn Find !!
1983 Jeep Laredo $34,500 - pics are shite. He's insane.
Another Dodge guy with his head full of pot smoke.
‘69 Dodge Dart GT $14,000
At least his engine bay looks nice.
2003 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS JEFF GORDON SIGNATURE EDITION, STI $32,800 - a dealer (these guys are either full of shi# or they're actually selling these "collector" cars for these prices...they've always got a bunch of them for sale at insane prices)
It even has ghost flames...
That alone's worth at least $8000.
1984 Corvette - $16,500 this weekend only! (last weekend? Still no takers, huh? Wonder why...drop the 1 and maybe...shoot drop any of the numbers, that's a 4 digit car. And it doesn't start with anything over a 6...ok, fine...maybe a 7.
1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham D'elegance $13,900 - I'll give that it does look very nice. Not sure if $14k nice, but nice nonetheless.
I kinda don't hate this one...oh the smooth no-bump ride
, and you don't even need Hercules tires to achieve it.
Crack pipe!
1979 Pontiac Parisienne 2 Door Sedan $7800
So bad it even pixelates in pictures!
$700! Final offer!
Never mind...even that's $700 too much.
1992 Chevy S10 $25,000 - it is SUPER nice though...but $25k nice? Mmmmmm...
OK that's very very nice...the underside is clean enough to eat off of, if you can eat upside down. The rockers...and this is OG paint it says.
Not so much crack pipe, depends what it needs. Way more wallet friendly than that gold 84 for sure. Better looking too.
1995 Corvette Convertible $10,500