Time for some local crack pipes...
1969 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu $9000 - until you see how bad it is...
1975 dodge dart swinger $5900 - (old man/cloud voice) I paid $900 for a better car oh...back in 1984! For an 11 yr old car...(shakes fist at sky)
1973 Ford Grand Torino $12,000 (might be steep...but it looks nice inside. But...FFS if you're going to go to all the trouble of a clean car, new paint...do something to clean up under the hood dude! Sheesh!)
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See? Gross!
1983 Buick Regal $6500 - nice but still too many $'s. Looks like it might have some rust on the bottom.
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Rare Barn Find !!
1983 Jeep Laredo $34,500 - pics are shite. He's insane.
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Another Dodge guy with his head full of pot smoke.
‘69 Dodge Dart GT $14,000
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At least his engine bay looks nice.
2003 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS JEFF GORDON SIGNATURE EDITION, STI $32,800 - a dealer (these guys are either full of shi# or they're actually selling these "collector" cars for these prices...they've always got a bunch of them for sale at insane prices)
It even has ghost flames...
![Afro O0](https://www.autos.ca/forum/Smileys/CarTalk/afro.gif)
That alone's worth at least $8000.
![Tongue :P](https://www.autos.ca/forum/Smileys/CarTalk/tongue.gif)
1984 Corvette - $16,500 this weekend only! (last weekend? Still no takers, huh? Wonder why...drop the 1 and maybe...shoot drop any of the numbers, that's a 4 digit car. And it doesn't start with anything over a 6...ok, fine...maybe a 7.
1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham D'elegance $13,900 - I'll give that it does look very nice. Not sure if $14k nice, but nice nonetheless.
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I kinda don't hate this one...oh the smooth no-bump ride
![Fiver :fiver:](https://www.autos.ca/forum/Smileys/CarTalk/5fro.gif)
, and you don't even need Hercules tires to achieve it.
Crack pipe!
1979 Pontiac Parisienne 2 Door Sedan $7800
So bad it even pixelates in pictures!
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$700! Final offer!
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Never mind...even that's $700 too much.
1992 Chevy S10 $25,000 - it is SUPER nice though...but $25k nice? Mmmmmm...
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OK that's very very nice...the underside is clean enough to eat off of, if you can eat upside down. The rockers...and this is OG paint it says.
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Not so much crack pipe, depends what it needs. Way more wallet friendly than that gold 84 for sure. Better looking too.
1995 Corvette Convertible $10,500
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