Bastard lovechild of a Ford Fusion and Mazda6, then sent-off to boarding school where it finds out that the Mazda isn't actually the father, but the Fusion had an affair with a Dodge Charger and the Kodo chrome bit was glued onto its forehead before anyone else could notice that Mazda had nothing to do with it.
/50 shades of Aston
Goddamn I want oil money.