Dear asteroid,
Please smite my van! Ugh, what can I say, I love the practicality of a van and will buy another one but I hate my particular van. Seats are a pain to take out and put back in (literally and figuratively), their heavy, the engine needs more torque, the radio reception sucks, some fit & finish issues, you have to punch the honker on the steering wheel to get a honk, etc....
But, it's paid for, it has never left us on the side of the road and will always start on the coldest winter day that we can get in Ottawa even if I forget to plug it in.