Find some good body shop grade urethane epoxy, apply it neatly, Mcgiver a way to clamp it together overnight and it'll be nearly as good as new.
Can't remember if I posted here or not, but I took our a raccoon in the DTS about 6 weeks ago; dark rural road, came over a crest and dude just bolted out, any reaction would've just put me in the ditch, so just a little braking to soften the blow. Miraculously, no damage to the car at all. Must have been my lucky night.