I washed my Fusion the other day. Last night I waxed it, or half of it. In the garage...a couple days after washing it. Yeah, I know, I shouldn't do that, there's road grime on it after 2 days of driving. But it needed to be waxed. Of course I put it on too thick so I used my wife's scrubby abrasive pot cleaner to get it off. Which I dipped in dirty water full of leaves and twigs, and then of course the wax and water were freezing to the car...and I never did get it all off because I had to go to work and I still hadn't showered or eaten breakfast yet! (What? I know, right?)
.....and then I woke up...WTF?
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Weird, I"d never use a scrubby to take wax off my car, what was I thinking...
...fell asleep again, and had an even stranger dream. One where my dog was eaten by a tree root, which I pushed into a hole...which I saw was still moving and off the end a lizard type creature popped off...and I reached down to rip it apart only to have my dog come out nice and clean...except I ripped his front leg off and not the lizard root...so without remorse, because I didn't know if I should be remorseful or not, I shoved him down the river bank because he was already dead anyway, and since the family hadn't seen him they'd never know, and now he was missing a leg...who wants a 3 legged dog? ...and watched him look at me with those sad Golden Retriever eye as he floated south on a little ice flow. I hope it's not cold...he'll probably freeze on that being half in water.
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Bye Farley!!
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.....and then I woke up and figured I'd better go to the bathroom...sometime when you gotta go, apparently your brain does weird things. That or I'm on the verge of something new and un-fun. Hope it was just that I had to pee.
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Maybe I ate something weird...but what...and why couldn't it have been the cat instead?