Oil Change at Great Canadian Oil Change. We have snow on the ground, it's cold, and I don't have a garage. I'd rather pay somebody $50 to do an oil change than lay on snow and do it myself.
As usually, they went through the whole litany of upselling: We recommend an engine flush, transmission fluid replacement, we've noticed a little minor weeping from the transmission pan, we have an additive we can add that swells the gasket, only a billion dollars. Engine air filter replacement for $60 (they're $15 at Partsource), cabin air filter (easily replaced behind the glovebox) for $99.99 BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. How do I tell them politely that I take care of all this crap in the summer, I just can't be bothered to lie in the snow and do my own oil change in the winter?