Welp, we're buying my Aunt's nice double-oven stove and replacing our old kitchen stove with it. Really, really missing my truck right about now. I'm gonna have to go rent a UHaul pickup truck, and after mileage, gas and insurance, I'll be out about $50-$60.
I think I'll install a trailer hitch/wiring harness on the car this winter. It's far cheaper to just rent a little utility trailer, and for small jobs, the car will be more than capable!