Kittens...can't leave any blinds closed...can't leave any screens on the windows...they're crazy. The bigger they get the more curious they seem to be. Going through any kind of blind? Yes we can! Open the blind and he's at the top of the window crawling up the screen.
Open garbage can? Contents dumped out and Mr. Pickles is lying inside the plastic bag - cute AF but dammit...you've got boxes and cat "toys" to play with!
Wife trying to put the leftovers away...what do you think string spaghetti does to a cat from 4' away? Yup...both, on the counter, trying to swat at this curious new toy!! Get one down, it pops back up before you get the 2nd one off...lmao.
Sandals scattered across the lobby...guess those are fun to play with too.
It's only a matter of time before all the house plants are dead and gone and spread across the floors...the boy even tried walking across the top of my Apple computer...what are you thinking!?
He's so dumb. If he wasn't also the cutest cat ever.