My favourite was when Sir O and I were in his car and his daughter was in the back.
We are stopped at a traffic light, woman in a short skirt walks in front of the car.
Sir O(inside the car where only we can hear him): Hey baby just slide on right across that hood.
Me (in shock): Your DAUGHTER is in the back!!
Sir O: I dont know that she's my daughter. I didn't get no paternity test!!
Sir O's daughter (in a wry, dry almost nonchalant tone): Wow