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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14760 on: November 21, 2017, 01:43:58 pm »
^ oh dude, that's terrible.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14761 on: November 21, 2017, 09:35:28 pm »
Dug out the outdoor Xmas lights tonight.   I think I know what Clark Griswold felt like now.    :rofl: :rofl2:


I haven't used them in a few years as I use a projector now at the house, but figured I might dig them out to put around the brewery.  Guess I have some untangling to do.   ;D





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« Reply #14762 on: November 21, 2017, 09:38:31 pm »
Dug out the outdoor Xmas lights tonight.   I think I know what Clark Griswold felt like now.    :rofl: :rofl2:


I haven't used them in a few years as I use a projector now at the house, but figured I might dig them out to put around the brewery.  Guess I have some untangling to do.   ;D



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« Reply #14763 on: November 21, 2017, 10:19:11 pm »
Looks like a chandelier to me.
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel.
That makes me feel angry!

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« Reply #14764 on: November 21, 2017, 11:47:58 pm »
Just buy new ones.  Not worth the aggravation untangling that mess.  That's what I'd do.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14765 on: November 22, 2017, 12:36:22 pm »
Just buy new ones.  Not worth the aggravation untangling that mess.  That's what I'd do.

Yup...I'm 100% behind you on this!!
Lighten up Francis.....

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14766 on: November 22, 2017, 01:02:26 pm »
I thought that only happened in movies!



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« Reply #14769 on: November 22, 2017, 10:57:52 pm »




Practically identical.  :banghead:


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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14770 on: November 22, 2017, 11:03:16 pm »
It's easy to test.

Before taking 5 grams of weed, plan your munchies.

Before taking 5 grams of fentanyl, plan your funeral.



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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14771 on: November 23, 2017, 02:08:09 am »
It's easy to test.

Before taking 5 grams of weed, plan your munchies.

Before taking 0.002 grams of fentanyl, plan your funeral.

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« Reply #14772 on: November 23, 2017, 02:34:14 am »
It's easy to test.

Before taking 5 grams of weed, plan your munchies.

Before taking 0.002 grams of fentanyl, plan your funeral.

Edited for scary accuracy
Yes...2 or so milligrams.

Carfentanil...20 micrograms lethal (grain of salt size)

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« Reply #14773 on: November 23, 2017, 06:51:00 am »
I didn't realize he was that much of an idiot.


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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14774 on: November 23, 2017, 09:59:54 am »
Quote
Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu says kids will smoke pot... with toaster ovens?

https://www.straight.com/marijuana/921646/roach-week-conservative-mp-marilyn-gladu-says-kids-will-smoke-pot-toaster-ovens



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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14775 on: November 23, 2017, 12:33:30 pm »
Asinine...

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« Reply #14776 on: November 24, 2017, 12:32:39 am »
Went out for lunch with a friend of mine.  Showed me some of his dash cam video, he drives a big rig.  Fack...people are stupid.  I've always wanted to drive a big semi truck, even if only for a year or two.  Who doesn't want to pilot a cool Pete?  One was a lady making a left across two lanes, and stopped right in front of him for a bike crossing the road.  Trailer full of cattle...was lucky no one was in the left lane as he managed to steer around her.

Another one was a semi a half mile or less ahead swerves into his lane and he has to take the shoulder to avoid a head on.  Closer look zoomed in you can see a pickup ran a stop sign off a gravel road, actually hit the other semi as the semi yanked hard left to avoid a full driver side smoosh.  Fack! That was close.  Said it's happened to him too.  3 girls in a pickup truck came rushing up to the stop sign but dind't stop.  Took the front of the truck right off.  From the a-pillar on one side to the headlight bucket on the other. 

Driving in his lane, construction zone, a red Accord pulls in from the right.  He has right of way, but the Honda decides he wants in, and pulls in front of him and rides the brakes to get him to slow down!!

OMG I'd have wanted to run him off!  Which, funnily enough (not funny?) he said he's done.  Every time he tried to pass a car, they speed up, give him the finger, laugh, and then slow down again with oncoming traffic.  Went on for a long time.  Finally he had enough, and laid back.  Built up some speed so he could get past and when they started to speed up beside him, just pulled right and drove them straight into the ditch.  Why the hell would anyone mess with a loaded truck?  Said when they passed him a while later, they no longer wanted to play games.

Tweet tweet...#dontmesswithtrucks #drivesafeasshole

I lack the ability to understand the concept of the tweet...didn't want to start a new thread...not like this is something I saw on the way to work. I didn't buy it.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14777 on: November 24, 2017, 09:01:22 am »
People are morons that do not get physics. I couldn't drive truck as I would get a little bit of pleasure over driving over peoples stupid little cars.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14778 on: November 27, 2017, 01:14:37 pm »
I was walking down the street in Montreal on Saturday, I could swear that I was behind Peter Dinklage.  If it wasn't him, it was someone trying hard to be him.  Except the accent when he was speaking to the people he was with.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #14779 on: November 28, 2017, 06:42:20 pm »
If you would have bought $100 worth of Bitcoin in 2011, it would be worth $3,330,000 today.