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rrocket · « **Reply #14460 on:** July 20, 2017, 12:41:08 pm »

Breakfast....

tenpenny · « **Reply #14461 on:** July 20, 2017, 01:57:12 pm »

Quote from: rrocket on July 20, 2017, 12:41:08 pm

Breakfast....

Did you read Dear Abby yesterday? A letter from a guy complaining that his wife used to make him lattes all the time, now after 17 years, she refuses. And, oh, by the way, when I say 'latte', I don't mean 'latte'.

Made me laugh when I say your breakfast.

BWII · « **Reply #14462 on:** July 21, 2017, 11:15:36 am »

RIP Kenny Shields

https://youtu.be/jEn7TfjxZRw

Fobroader · « **Reply #14463 on:** July 21, 2017, 12:09:21 pm »

Quote from: BWII on July 21, 2017, 11:15:36 am

RIP Kenny Shields
https://youtu.be/jEn7TfjxZRw

Thank you....I saw that all over my facebook but couldn't place the guy. RIP guy.....

rrocket · « **Reply #14464 on:** July 23, 2017, 08:15:21 pm »

Wow...what a finish at The Open today..

tortoise · « **Reply #14465 on:** July 23, 2017, 08:28:53 pm »

It's was unbelievable. Jordan Spieth played the best 4 consecutive holes in the history of the open.

rrocket · « **Reply #14466 on:** July 23, 2017, 08:47:36 pm »

Quote from: tortoise on July 23, 2017, 08:28:53 pm

It's was unbelievable. Jordan Spieth played the best 4 consecutive holes in the history of the open.

2 years in a row where the finish was incredible.

tortoise · « **Reply #14467 on:** July 23, 2017, 09:19:18 pm »

Yeah. Last year's battle between Mickelson and Stenson was amazing to watch.

I felt bad for Kuchar. He had the lead, played well and just couldn't match Spieth. To be fair, there's no other golfer playing that could.

quadzilla · « **Reply #14468 on:** July 25, 2017, 02:18:57 pm »

Love this slogan, saw it on a t-shirt

tenpenny · « **Reply #14469 on:** July 25, 2017, 08:00:09 pm »

Final Jeopardy category: Europe
Question: this former feudal state has the highest capital city in Europe at 3300ft elevation.

I can't believe I guessed correctly. My wife doesn't like me.

rrocket · « **Reply #14470 on:** July 25, 2017, 08:05:15 pm »

Quote from: tenpenny on July 25, 2017, 08:00:09 pm

Final Jeopardy category: Europe
Question: this former feudal state has the highest capital city in Europe at 3300ft elevation.

I can't believe I guessed correctly. My wife doesn't like me.

Hmmmmm.......Madrid?

tenpenny · « **Reply #14471 on:** July 25, 2017, 09:12:36 pm »

Andorra.

Why that came to mind, I have no idea. None of the three contestants guessed it.

Scaerio · « **Reply #14472 on:** July 28, 2017, 01:42:55 pm »

Best comment ever on an engine note (Toyota' Hybrid LeMans car)

"...sounds like a dubstep remix of a lightsaber charging up."

Sir Osis of Liver · « **Reply #14473 on:** July 28, 2017, 03:18:41 pm »

Accidentally labelled a drawing "Approved by Congress" instead of "Approved for Construction".

Apparently my mind had wandered a bit. Contractor hadn't seen a drawing with congressional approval before.

Fobroader · « **Reply #14474 on:** July 28, 2017, 03:19:40 pm »

Quote from: Sir Osis of Liver on July 28, 2017, 03:18:41 pm

Accidentally labelled a drawing "Approved by Congress" instead of "Approved for Construction".

Apparently my mind had wandered a bit. Contractor hadn't seen a drawing with congressional approval before.

tenpenny · « **Reply #14475 on:** July 28, 2017, 03:26:03 pm »

Quote from: Sir Osis of Liver on July 28, 2017, 03:18:41 pm

Accidentally labelled a drawing "Approved by Congress" instead of "Approved for Construction".

Apparently my mind had wandered a bit. Contractor hadn't seen a drawing with congressional approval before.

My brother once got a drawing back on one DND project, the parts to be removed were circled with those squiggly red semicircles, it was in a very odd shape. Someone had put an arrow toward it with the note 'Is squashed dead squirrel to be removed?'

Sir Osis of Liver · « **Reply #14476 on:** July 28, 2017, 03:36:12 pm »

rrocket · « **Reply #14477 on:** July 29, 2017, 01:59:30 am »

Quote from: Sir Osis of Liver on July 28, 2017, 03:18:41 pm

Accidentally labelled a drawing "Approved by Congress" instead of "Approved for Construction". [emoji14]

Apparently my mind had wandered a bit. Contractor hadn't seen a drawing with congressional approval before.

You're supposed to say "That's the kind of power I yield, friend! "

Sir Osis of Liver · « **Reply #14478 on:** July 31, 2017, 10:17:15 am »

Quote from: rrocket on July 29, 2017, 01:59:30 am

Quote from: Sir Osis of Liver on July 28, 2017, 03:18:41 pm
Accidentally labelled a drawing "Approved by Congress" instead of "Approved for Construction". [emoji14]

Apparently my mind had wandered a bit. Contractor hadn't seen a drawing with congressional approval before.
You're supposed to say "That's the kind of power I yield, friend! "

I think I left it at "Oops."

blur911 · « **Reply #14479 on:** July 31, 2017, 02:25:23 pm »

I just had to tell my dog to stop barking at the beaver who seems to regularly swim by and check us out.

Last week I cleared some eaves-trough and it made the sound of water running, he was here within a minute seeing if everything was ok.