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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2010, 03:11:12 pm »
You have to wonder about some people.  The moron who talked about how he's a good driver when he's drunk, and how he pretended to be someone else when caught for DUI...why would someone volunteer to go on a tv show, and then do this stuff?  What makes people want to go on tv and explain to everyone just how much of an idiot they are?



Some people will do anything to get on TV, which is precisely why this program has no credibility with me whatsoever. I have enough trouble dealing with morons in real life, why the hell would I want to watch them on the Discovery Channel of all places??

To make you feel better that YOUR morons are better than their morons ?    :o ;)
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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2010, 05:13:43 pm »
..do they wear funny underwear!.................. ;) :o ::) :P
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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2010, 05:18:27 pm »
You have to wonder about some people.  The moron who talked about how he's a good driver when he's drunk, and how he pretended to be someone else when caught for DUI...why would someone volunteer to go on a tv show, and then do this stuff?  What makes people want to go on tv and explain to everyone just how much of an idiot they are?



Some people will do anything to get on TV, which is precisely why this program has no credibility with me whatsoever. I have enough trouble dealing with morons in real life, why the hell would I want to watch them on the Discovery Channel of all places??

To make you feel better that YOUR morons are better than their morons ?    :o ;)

Same reason that Dear Abby etc have always been popular:  no matter how much of a loser you are, you can find someone worse and laugh at them.
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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2010, 05:23:24 pm »
..Dear Abbey; Can I get pregnant from toilet seats?

   Yes. If there is a guy sitting on it.......................... 8)

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2010, 10:41:23 pm »
..Dear Abbey; Can I get pregnant from toilet seats?

   Yes. If there is a guy sitting on it.......................... 8)

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2010, 09:50:04 am »
..Dear Abbey; Can I get pregnant from toilet seats?

   Yes. If there is a guy sitting on it.......................... 8)

Good one!   :rofl:
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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2010, 08:56:54 am »
Watched this week's show the other night.  I can't believe the total lack of understanding of road signs and markings.  HTF did these people get licenses to drive in the first place???  Paul the biker was the only one who knew them.  No big surprise that he was this week's graduate.

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2010, 10:24:55 am »
Anyone still watching?  The finale is tonight. 

Brad:  He's probably fine when his screaming, overbearing, drama-queen wife isn't in the car with him.  He just needed a good boost of self confidence, I don't think he's such a danger on the road.

Lance:  The crying, puker from Ottawa.  Not too bright (remember the 365 degree circle?).  Hopefully he's learned a few things. Not as bad as Dale.

Dale:  This woman should have her license taken away!  I bet she'll be this year's winner (or is that loser?)

Any other guesses???



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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2010, 10:32:03 am »
Dale for the win!  ;D


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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2010, 11:36:24 am »
Brad:  He's probably fine when his screaming, overbearing, drama-queen   She-Bear wife isn't in the car with him.  He just needed a good boost of self confidence, I don't think he's such a danger on the road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pRv-RNHmoQ

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2010, 12:00:08 pm »
Brad:  He's probably fine when his screaming, overbearing, drama-queen   She-Bear wife isn't in the car with him.  He just needed a good boost of self confidence, I don't think he's such a danger on the road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pRv-RNHmoQ

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2010, 12:16:35 pm »
It's got to be Dale, she's horrendous.  Lance needs to go back to high school and finish growing up before he's allowed to drive a real car.  He's just a pathetic whiner.

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2010, 08:33:40 am »
Lance! (on a technicality)

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #34 on: December 14, 2010, 09:19:59 am »
First of all, good for Brad for being the last graduate.

Lance needs professional help...and a bus pass!  I'd like to know what kind of car he bought so I can keep an extra eye open for it around here when the bike comes out in April.  ;)

Then there's Dale.  I can't believe she racked up $2500 worth of driving infractions during that short road test.  She seemed to learn absolutely nothing during her time on the show.

And the scary thing is that they're still on the road...

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2010, 09:33:05 am »
Dale is, as Snowman would say, a stunned c*nt.

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2010, 09:34:26 am »
Dale is, as Snowman would say, a stunned c*nt.

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #37 on: December 15, 2010, 03:40:15 pm »
Dale should have had Woolley calling her local OPP detachment and had her "stalked" for long enough to accumulate enough points to lose her licence... 2 days would have done it.
One thing... as Dale comes from ST Catherines how come she is not totally familiar with Niagara Falls and couldn't just drive around there with no mistakes...that alone shows how much of a sociopath she is in a car.

Lance  a jacket with the fastenings at the back and a trip to the funny farm for some serious chemistry would be right.

Brad  nothing that couldn't be fixed by a new wife.


I think it will be difficult to top Dale or Lance next year.

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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2010, 10:18:52 am »
Ottawa's CTV news did a story the other night about the tax rebate for snow tires debate.  The story included a short interview of Ottawa's very own Lance.

Attention citizens of Ottawa!  Going the wrong way on a one way street near you, Canada's worst driver, Lance, is now driving a black Sebring converible.  BEWARE!!!!


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Re: Can Worst Driver Season 6
« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2010, 11:31:36 am »
Ralph Lance!