But probably not what most here would want:
"Introducing the 2011 Mediocrity. Finally, A car that feels like every other sedan on the road today.
The mediocrity mission is to manufacture the most mainstream midsize sedan on the road today. Our company is extremely dedicated and passionate about ‘middle-of-the-road.’ Each and every day we strive for predictability, unoriginality and no-frills utilitarianism for all of your transportation needs. The 2011 Mediocrity will get you from A to B without anybody ever noticing, and that’s a good thing."
Price one out, build it, chose your colour of choice: Medium Crumb or Stale Biscuit for exterior; Chimminy Soot or Brown Gravel for interior.
Should go well with some folks!
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Mediocrity | The New 2011 Mediocrity Sedan