AHhaahhaahha, you almost made spit coffee on my pants.
Funny... I'm always hoping for something big.
Nothin' like a little bit of dirty to take our minds off the possibility of impending disaster!
I beat a Turbo Supra on the way to work this morning.
Peter the Great cruiser, is that big enough ? Good LHC is off. If you go by the Bible the end is described as a fairly messed up sequence of events, which can hardy be achieved by nukes alone.
Dan's electric bike saves the world by only using electricity created from oil fired power stations therefore creating an overflow of nonsensical ecothoughts into a never ending ouroboros that makes the world disappear up it's own giant black hole?