The TATA pastie: (hugs curves like no sports car can)
The TATA tassel: (long and willowy look)
And let's not forget the numeric designations to mimic other brands:
The TATA 32A: Subcompact - great for driving across the prairies and wooden boards. Two fried egg keychains are thrown in for free.
The TATA 36C: Your average sports sedan. Not too big, not too small -- just right.
The TATA 40DD: The Escalade of TATAs. Best suited for the Rockies and mountain climbers. Comes with a Chesty Morgan sound system. Clear bra is extra.
It has also been reported that TATA plans to rip off Mazda's little ditty (titty?):
"Bazooms, bazooms, bazooms..."