Happy Birthday to the man with NO AGE.
Eh? You're welcome to try to guess
Thanks for the well wishes guys. Unfortunately this has not been a very "happy" birthday thus far...
This morning at work, I leave my desk to go use the bathroom. I come back to find Wendy (known for being the office klutz) cleaning up something around my desk. Apparently she had spilled my organge juice when setting a memo down on my desk. And it went everywhere, worst of all, all over my keyboard, which is now sticky and barely works. Accidents happen, but it really pissed me off because she could've just as easily emailed the memo to me.
So, later in the morning, I run over to the NSLC down the street to buy some wine for tonight. Just my luck, as a go to grab a bottle off the shelf, my sleeve catches a bottle of $70 champagne and crashes to the grown. Of course everyone turns to look at me as I embaressingly stand over the mess. An employee came over with pylon and mop. I said that I was so sorry and asked how much I owed her (knowing perfectly well how much it cost). She was nice enough to say "don't worry about it, we'll just write it off as a breakage during shipping or something". I was gonna look around for some more stuff but I figured it would be best to just pay and get out of there.
Around lunch my boss offers to take me out for my birthday to this restaurant I've been eyeing. We decide to take her car and off we went. Not 2 minutes into the trip....SMASH!!! Our necks snapped back quicker than Michael Richards dealing with black hecklers (sorry couldn't resist that one). But it was actually quite serious. Apparently some lady in an Olds Intrigue didn't see that we had stopped at a set of lights that had turned yellow. She claimed that we had stopped short and said "I thought you were gonna go through... the light was just yellow you know, you could've gone". >:(She was going about 40 kph. Both cars took signifcant damage. My boss' Malibu Maxx looked pretty bad. She has two cars, a Malibu Maxx and a Volvo XC70.... she chose the wrong car to take to work today, I would've much rathered Volvo's WHIPS system take the brunt of the crash rather than my neck. The lady in the Intrigue was upset with us, and got a good smack with the airbag. My boss seemed to be ok, same with myself. The paramedics said to go to the doctor if I get the slightest amount of pain. He checked me out and didn't think that I needed to be taken in to the hospital though, so that's good.
Anyway, I got the rest of the day off work to relax, but I'm finding it hard to do so. What a day...