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Offline rrocket

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #60 on: January 27, 2021, 07:57:49 pm »
Need more pictures.  The ones you took at the beginning of the thread are kind crap.  Can we get some good ones?  This car deserves it!

Yea, no kidding.

He's giving me a run for my money on crappy pics!   :rofl: :rofl2:
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #61 on: January 27, 2021, 09:22:20 pm »
Update: this car is awesome, and wins any drag race I decide to entertain.

That's only because you haven't run against a Prius Prime yet.   :rofl: :rofl2:
double lol.. at winter drag races...

Grannies in their Corollas don't know they are being drag raced  :rofl2:
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2021, 07:03:49 am »
I promise better pictures, and videos, when I can. Just no opportunity to take them right now. Many photoshoots in spring especially.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #63 on: January 28, 2021, 08:40:14 am »
Some pics from when I reviewed one a while back.











IIRC it only JUST fit in the garage. Nice car though, really liked it.


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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #64 on: January 28, 2021, 09:23:43 am »
Um Chaos.... good luck trying to get pictures as nice as Bob's...  :stick:  :rofl:  :run:
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #65 on: January 28, 2021, 09:26:15 am »
Um Chaos.... good luck trying to get pictures as nice as Bob's...  :stick:  :rofl:  :run:

My vote is for him to hire the photographer who photographed the Alfa when he put it up for sale.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #66 on: January 28, 2021, 09:32:22 am »
I will be doing that, actually. Already contacted him!  ;D

Bob, those are fantastic pictures of a 5.0 SC.  :love:

Yes, the Jag barely fits in my garage too, about a foot to spare front and back, that is it.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #67 on: January 28, 2021, 09:49:08 am »
Wow, those are beautiful cars. And no sign that with the supercharged V8, it's actually this on the inside:



Must surprise a few people when you punch it

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #68 on: January 28, 2021, 09:51:50 am »
 :rofl2:

Yeah, it does surprise a few I imagine.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #69 on: January 28, 2021, 09:55:32 am »
Um Chaos.... good luck trying to get pictures as nice as Bob's...  :stick:  :rofl:  :run:

Website in last pic is for a Minnesota-based photographer  ???
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #70 on: January 28, 2021, 10:05:19 am »
I will be doing that, actually. Already contacted him!  ;D

Bob, those are fantastic pictures of a 5.0 SC.  :love:

Yes, the Jag barely fits in my garage too, about a foot to spare front and back, that is it.

3.0 SC, actually - I had that exact one. It was back in 2013 and I fondly remember driving it to Kingston to see Mrs. Hire, who was finishing up at Queen's. Lovely car.
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #71 on: January 28, 2021, 10:09:11 am »
I will be doing that, actually. Already contacted him!  ;D

Bob, those are fantastic pictures of a 5.0 SC.  :love:

Yes, the Jag barely fits in my garage too, about a foot to spare front and back, that is it.

3.0 SC, actually - I had that exact one. It was back in 2013 and I fondly remember driving it to Kingston to see Mrs. Hire, who was finishing up at Queen's. Lovely car.
Ah, if it isn't an R, hard to differentiate without seeing the badge on the back.
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #72 on: January 28, 2021, 11:20:05 am »
Um Chaos.... good luck trying to get pictures as nice as Bob's...  :stick:  :rofl:  :run:

Website in last pic is for a Minnesota-based photographer  ???

You lose your domain Robby?

I stopped paying for it a while ago, it wasn't a revenue stream for me anymore.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #73 on: March 10, 2021, 07:00:58 am »
Gave Bagheera a wash. Finally took some more pics.

Loving this car, it eats the miles and the power is always there when you need it. Look forward to finally getting it on its summer tires to see how it really handles. Already shod with new Michelin PS4s. FE is sitting around 12L/100km in spirited suburban driving, under 9 on the highway. I am happy with that.



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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #74 on: March 10, 2021, 07:25:14 am »
So, do the neighbours think a drug dealer moved into your house?

Car looks great, man.  Glad you're happy with it. 

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2021, 07:30:21 am »
Looks great, such a nice car

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #76 on: March 10, 2021, 07:39:57 am »
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #77 on: March 10, 2021, 07:47:19 am »
Looks great!

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #78 on: March 10, 2021, 07:49:25 am »
Such an epic car.  Glad you are enjoying life as a Jaaaag owner.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #79 on: March 10, 2021, 08:14:54 am »
Looks awesome man.
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