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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2021, 01:18:04 pm »
First road trip in the bag. Mtl North and back to get a Leopard Gecko for the little guy. Car ate the miles effortlessly. Passing made me giggle. FE for the trip was an average of 8.8L/100km including some generous right foot moments and a bit of traffic in MTL. Not bad I think!

Little guy and m'lady loved the ride, both fell asleep on the way back haha. Oh, and it has built in Nav directions in the gauge cluster. Nice.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2021, 01:20:45 pm »
You are based in Montreal?

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2021, 01:28:26 pm »
First road trip in the bag. Mtl North and back to get a Leopard Gecko for the little guy. Car ate the miles effortlessly. Passing made me giggle. FE for the trip was an average of 8.8L/100km including some generous right foot moments and a bit of traffic in MTL. Not bad I think!

Little guy and m'lady loved the ride, both fell asleep on the way back haha. Oh, and it has built in Nav directions in the gauge cluster. Nice.

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Impressive fuel mileage.  I think you're going to have to plan some road trips when the weather gets better and vivid restrictions relax. 

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2021, 02:15:27 pm »
You are based in Montreal?
He's in Ottawa

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2021, 03:23:27 pm »
I'm jealous of you Ottawa guys - ya'll are gonna be able to go for drives in it!!!!

I wish one of the Winnipeg guys would buy something cool!

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2021, 03:59:56 pm »
That is one GORGEOUS Sedan right there!!  Well done man, such a sweet sedan.......and very envious over here.  If you don't mind me asking, and certainly feel free to go pound sand, but what did you end up getting this for?  Just really curious is all.  Again though, a beauty of a Sedan......congrats!    :cheers:
Thanks man. I paid what the company had in it, not a penny more. They really took care of me in that regard. Have the sales manager and owner to thank. $35k plus tax. I thought it was a lot of car for that money, especially considering its condition and starting price!

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Wow, that's an insane amount of car for $35k.  Good for you man, very happy for ya!   :thumbup: :cheers:
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2021, 04:38:46 pm »
Congrats! I usually spend a week in Ottawa every April for a conference, but Covid... Try to keep it through 2022  ;)
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2021, 05:54:45 pm »
Congrats, gorgeous car... enjoy  :cheers:

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2021, 06:49:58 pm »
Wow, huge step. Enjoy!
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2021, 07:04:27 pm »
It is a 2015 XJL-R with the 5.0 Supercharged engine, 550hp/502tq. RWD on fat 295s in the rear.

That thing would be a beast on the autobahn. Remember similar big BMW's and Mercs blowing past me in my little Fiesta like I was standing still

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2021, 10:05:03 pm »
I'm jealous of you Ottawa guys - ya'll are gonna be able to go for drives in it!!!!

I wish one of the Winnipeg guys would buy something cool!

My Miata is cool enough for me.  I'm too risk adverse to toy with FGC and FBC.  Chaos' risk is mitigated somewhat as I'm sure he'll get the employee discount for any servicing. 

Jags have always had sweet styling.  Just for fun I checked Auto Trader and I found a few for you GBA, although none as prestigious as Chaos' Black Beast:

https://www.autotrader.ca/a/jaguar/xf/winnipeg/manitoba/5_49523944_20200525234427423/?showcpo=ShowCpo&ncse=no&orup=2_15_30&sprx=100

https://www.autotrader.ca/a/jaguar/xf/winnipeg/manitoba/5_49673539_ct20041118114217706/?showcpo=ShowCpo&ncse=no&ursrc=hl&orup=6_15_30&sprx=100

https://www.autotrader.ca/a/jaguar/xe/winnipeg/manitoba/5_50294877_ct20058391758706/?showcpo=ShowCpo&ncse=no&orup=7_15_30&sprx=100




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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2021, 10:59:40 pm »
I just think 'Jaguar' is such a cool name for an automaker.  So unique!

'I drive a Jaguar'.  That's just cool.  Jaguar.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2021, 11:07:40 pm »
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2021, 07:25:42 pm »
Update: this car is awesome, and wins any drag race I decide to entertain. Looking for excuses to drive it places. Drove it to the dollar store yesterday, ironic I guess. All while heating and air conditioning my seat. Wow. Hakka R3s are fantastic in the snow too.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2021, 07:37:15 pm »
Update: this car is awesome, and wins any drag race I decide to entertain. Looking for excuses to drive it places. Drove it to the dollar store yesterday, ironic I guess. All while heating and air conditioning my seat. Wow. Hakka R3s are fantastic in the snow too.

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2021, 07:56:14 pm »
Need more pictures.  The ones you took at the beginning of the thread are kind crap.  Can we get some good ones?  This car deserves it! 

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2021, 07:57:19 pm »
Update: this car is awesome, and wins any drag race I decide to entertain.

That's only because you haven't run against a Prius Prime yet.   :rofl: :rofl2:
How fast is my 911?  Supras sh*t on on me all the time...in reverse..with blown turbos  :( ...