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Offline ChaosphereIX

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Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« on: January 22, 2021, 04:01:21 pm »
Took delivery of Bagheera (5 year old approved name, important) today. I am very excited. Lots more pictures to come, and video. First impressions are, of course, it is a fantastic drive and effortlessly very, very fast.

Apparently a $140k car new, and it feels it. It is in fantastic shape and I plan to keep it that way.

Got a chuckle from one of the more jaded techs on the way out, he said "You still are an idiot for buying it, but I totally understand. This car :censor:."

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2021, 04:09:14 pm »
Black Beast still sounds like a dildo.   ;D

She's beautiful and sexy and I am a wee bit jelly.  That doesn't happen often.   :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2021, 04:11:29 pm »
Sick.  Nice car. 

Curious about the tech's comment...Not the :censor: part, but the "you're an idiot for buying it" part.
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2021, 04:12:33 pm »
Very nice! Must be a great hwy cruiser and very roomy for four people. Looks really long. How big is it?
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2021, 04:21:16 pm »
Wow...Congrats!

Still can't believe the amount of leg room back there...
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2021, 04:24:56 pm »
Congratulations.  It is a beautiful car.  I agree with the tech, you are an idiot for buying it, but I can understand exactly why you did. 

I wish you a TON of luck with it, and many years of reliable, trouble-free motoring.  Let this car be the equivalent of a Corolla with regards to maintenance and repairs. 
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2021, 04:27:07 pm »
That's a beast, wow. Very cool

5L supercharged? What year?
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2021, 04:37:54 pm »
Quote from: Great_Big_Abyss on January 22, 2021, 04:32:34 pm
This place girl will find double entendres in anything....

FTFY.   :rofl2:
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2021, 04:45:38 pm »
Beautiful! Congrats!
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2021, 04:51:41 pm »
Looks great buddy!! Congrats again!! I know you did your due diligence on this & I'm sure you'll get a few years of enjoyment outta this before you buy an SUV :stick: :rofl: :run:

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2021, 04:53:53 pm »
Can't wait to see the adventures on this. Serious beast... may you spend more time in it than the service loaner!

I seriously miss my '08 XJR, though since the air ride collapsed on the buyer just days after he bought it, I'm glad I kept the LS after the filthy thoughts I was having.
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2021, 05:12:32 pm »
it looks good...i like large sedans.  :)
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2021, 05:14:11 pm »
A mighty fine looking car. Congrats!
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2021, 05:15:29 pm »
Looks good!

Have fun with it!

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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2021, 05:43:41 pm »
Looks great.  Congrats!
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Re: Chaos' Black Beast XJL-R
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2021, 05:45:37 pm »
Congrats! Here's to years of reliable service. :cheers:
Is there any warranty left?
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