Wow, C&D really ramped up their outrageous verbiage on this review to almost comedy levels, especially:
Legacy: "Slow, noisy, and thirsty; like a bounce house without the fun" " As the Subaru's body flops, bounces, and porpoises awkwardly over rough roads, the driver's head sways, bobs, and nods constantly. This is apparently what makes a Subaru a Subaru, because the Legacy drives with the same squishy apathy as the Ascent, the Forester, and the Outback."
Camry: "cringe-inducing styling, makes a Michigan winter look cheery" " despite the stylists' best efforts to scare onlookers into noticing it, the Camry's design is no more suggestive than a Land's End shirt. Mostly, we just want to look away."
Surprisingly, most of the comments for the 4th place Altima were positive or non committal, relatively speaking.