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Caption this racoon
« on: August 29, 2012, 01:13:22 pm »
Try to get into this critter's head and tell us what it's thinking:

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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 01:17:44 pm »
"The last time these people picniced here, the filet mignot was rubbery and the Dom P was warm and flat.  Better check out the bins before I call in the family".
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2012, 01:18:26 pm »
Fack the LEXUS "experience"..there's damn all on it chewable,and the spool front end reminds me of a puckered possum when I try to f........ooops gotta go Chris  is CHASING me off his free ride............ ;D
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2012, 01:47:51 pm »
"Thefts of Lexus vehicles up 24% in the first 6 months of 2012."
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2012, 02:22:16 pm »
Come on, the mall's this way.

Hey, we have the same profile.

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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2012, 02:29:58 pm »
Those are a POS.  I heard my buddy's cousin's friend had one of those and it was crap.
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 02:58:10 pm »
It gets better on the next article too
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 03:09:09 pm »
WTF?   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 03:11:23 pm »
A Mob meeting...
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2012, 03:24:03 pm »
Those ES photos are hilarious! What's the deal with all the 'coons? Where was that, Mike?
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2012, 03:41:46 pm »
Quote from: chrischasescars on August 29, 2012, 03:24:03 pm
Those ES photos are hilarious! What's the deal with all the 'coons? Where was that, Mike?

It was a park we pulled over to in Scarborough to take some pics.  I was with David Miller and Joe Duarte was there in the RX 350.  These Racoons were just wandering around in the broad daylight looking for food.  some creepy guy in an astro kept feeding them.
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2012, 04:04:05 pm »
"All right, Sir, we just need you to walk in a straight line while reciting the alphabet backwards."
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2012, 04:20:01 pm »
..Not "THE" Scarborough Lexus and  Davey Crockett dealership :rofl:
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2012, 05:02:53 pm »
Quote from: chrischasescars on August 29, 2012, 01:13:22 pm
Try to get into this critter's head and tell us what it's thinking:



I'm too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car, too sexy by far!
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2012, 05:55:02 pm »





"And here I was, thinking that my lunch was garbage enough."
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2012, 05:59:04 pm »
Huh ... from a distance it looked like my mother but I just knew she hadn't gained that much weight.
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2012, 06:02:37 pm »
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2012, 06:28:21 pm »
..can we meet @ Bob's new garage for a  sh*t fest ?....Yeah!!! great see ya.......
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2012, 06:47:54 pm »
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Re: Caption this racoon
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2012, 06:57:18 pm »
Quote from: chrischasescars on August 29, 2012, 01:13:22 pm



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