First off, I don't have any issues with the ES, and the new starting price is excellent.
What I want to know is how can anyone say this with a straight face about any car: “Every trip in the new ES delivers a moment of achievement – of personal satisfaction – that rewards the driver at every stage"?
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Marketing, is there anything they can't turn into something uncomfortable if not downright embarassing?
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