Topic: Nissan on eBay

[Triple Bob]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270543596511&afsrc=1

 

[Brig]

What you are bidding on here is a 1989 Nissan Micra GS, blah blah. I think GS stands for Goes Slowly, but I’m not quite sure. And I was once told that Nissan stands for Normally In Some Scrapyard, Always Nackered. Please don’t email me telling me that I am dyslexic, because I know you spell Knackered with a K. But then it would be a Nissak, and that wouldn’t really be funny.

 

I can almost hear Jeremy Clarkson in the rest of the ad as well.

[inco]

Too funny.

[Benhaze]

Unlike your new BMW, you can dump it on the kerb right outside the door of the pub, and not care. And when you return the next day with a hangover to find that someone has chucked the remains their donner kebab on the bonnet, you laugh.

  

[rrocket]

Can someone translate the whole thing to Canadian English, please? Couldn't understand a word of it.......