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Increase your Stamina in BED. LMAO. NSFW, NSFW, *NSFW*
« on: January 24, 2009, 10:26:51 pm »
I have no idea where this article is from, but saw this posted in another forum I frequent.

Ugly Pillow That Makes You Last Longer
By Ned Hepburn 436 views

If you’re like me, you’re probably the type of stallion that gives great sex for extended periods of time, pleasing your woman on multiple occasions, so much so that she devotes her life savings to you.

Sadly, the rest of the male population takes longer to make toast than to orgasm. For them, Durex has designed these pillows: complete with pictures of ugly people on them: to make sure you don’t finish too soon. They’re sold in conjunction with the Durex Performa (naturally)… a type of condom that supposedly contains something yadda yadda yadda your boner lasts longer. Doieee!

Sometimes you gotta level and write for the people, y’know? “It’ll make your boner last longer”. I swear I should work in advertising.

Via Durex Performa








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Re: Increase your Stamina in BED. LMAO. NSFW, NSFW, *NSFW*
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2009, 10:34:09 pm »
HAHahaaaaaahahhhahaahaha.

The question is: will I be able to keep it "awake" looking at those pillows?
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Re: Increase your Stamina in BED. LMAO. NSFW, NSFW, *NSFW*
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2009, 10:38:28 pm »
Will people actually go to bed with them? Might need a case of beer and a brown paper bag pillow case.
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Re: Increase your Stamina in BED. LMAO. NSFW, NSFW, *NSFW*
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2009, 10:41:28 pm »
What happens when she is on top?
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2009, 10:57:10 pm »
^^ They can be on top?
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Re: Increase your Stamina in BED. LMAO. NSFW, NSFW, *NSFW*
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2009, 11:00:57 pm »
Are you a missionary man?

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Re: Increase your Stamina in BED. LMAO. NSFW, NSFW, *NSFW*
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2009, 11:05:54 pm »
Quote from: dr_spock on January 24, 2009, 11:00:57 pm
Are you a missionary man?
;D :P
Only occasionally.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2009, 11:13:00 pm »
..Man those pillows are HOT.......Down boy  DOWN... ;)
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2009, 11:16:25 pm »
For the man(woman) that has everything?
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Re: Increase your Stamina in BED. LMAO. NSFW, NSFW, *NSFW*
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2009, 11:53:24 pm »
Quote from: quadzilla on January 24, 2009, 10:41:28 pm
What happens when she is on top?

Put one on the ceiling... ;D

Those pics would definitely kill the experience.. the girls on the other hand..  :stick:
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