I'm really enjoying these reviews, Jacob - I don't know of any other (I'm sure there are some, I just don't know of them) media outlets that review bikes, and certainly none that do with your humour and perspective.
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From a non-rider's point of view, the height of this bike seems a little off to me, such that it seems like a cheaper bike than it actually is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯