Guy from NY City moves to the deep rural south. He's just finished moving in and there's a knock on the door."Howdy new neighbour, welcome to the area!" And hands him a bottle of what appears to be moonshine.The guy from NYC is happy to be welcomed so warmly. The welcoming guy continues..."We're going to have a welcome to the neighbourhood party for you on Friday, over at my place. It's going to be fantastic! There's going to be drinking and fighting and f*cking."The NYC fellow is a little thrown off by this."Uh, well, I'm not sure what I should wear to a party like that.""Well, shucks, no worries about that, it's just going to be you and me..."
